What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.