Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)