Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot