What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin