What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.