What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.