Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it ..I'll show myself to the door.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...