Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.