What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.