What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.