What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.