What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit