What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.