What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.