What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)