What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods