What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)