What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

I Pod Jokes More I Pod Jokes

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the Zune say to the iPod?

You da real MP3.

Summer Camp Jokes More Summer Camp Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Generator Jokes More Generator Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods