A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Eggnog-stic.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Unreliable, you racist prick.
