What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery