What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.