Sean Murray and PS4 users
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
sweetzerland
Sugar is on the lips. :-)
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Looking sharp.
When food tastes so good.
The food!
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
They only work 10% of the time.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Blue Genes... I'll be here all week
SaTURDay
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
When the blind try to read your face.
