Sean Murray and PS4 users
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A campaign promise.
He only promised to be gone until November
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Only the tip baby, I promise!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He brexit.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
A: Just one more guys I promise.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They promised freaky fast delivery
Unreliable, you racist prick.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Two large planes
Haulin' Oates
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Piece of cake.
Reflection
His reflection.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Wanna go ride bikes?
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
He goes back 4 seconds.
So he could tell the time at night !
