Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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On the range!

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Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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If you burn it you get stoned

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Is there a dog?

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.