What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.