Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.