Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Ps4 Jokes More Ps4 Jokes

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.