Why did EA cross the road?

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

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Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Why did EA cross the road?

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.