Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.