Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.