Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.