Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe