Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Pedo File Jokes More Pedo File Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

Bribe Jokes More Bribe Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.