Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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I said "Dust!"

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.