Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

Pedo File Jokes More Pedo File Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.