Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.