Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Women World Cup Jokes More Women World Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Pedo File Jokes More Pedo File Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.