Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!