Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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Why can't the homeless ever get by in America?

because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.