Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Previous Random Joke Next
America Jokes More America Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!