4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

4th July Jokes More 4th July Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.