4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).