4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's next to England?

A question mark.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.