4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.