4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Community Jokes More Community Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.