4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!