4th July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

America Jokes More America Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.