Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)