Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.