Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."