Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
They're hiring.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.