Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.
He thought they were a delivery service
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
STOP RESISTING!!!"
URINE. I'll let myself out.
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.