Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
I'm a bad decision maker.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!