Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.