Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Lidl people.
No, wait.
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Because God is black.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
With relish
Medium burgers!
removed
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
