Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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I'm in a cent.

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Because it didn't make any cents!

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents