Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.