Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.