Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."