What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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The Bear Glare.

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asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"