What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!