What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me