What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.