What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls