What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.