Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.