Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.