What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs