Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.