Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.