Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London