What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.