Afghanistan Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

A: KABOOM!!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Infideli-tea.