Because of the tele-ban.
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Coffee Mug
Bombs
Because of the towel ban
You get Talibanned
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama bin Latte
A: KABOOM!!
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
This subreddit mods
Cardiac arrest.
Call of Duty: Economic Warfare
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Because it's indivisible.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.
Because only he could pull it off.
Niagara Falls
They Leave a Trail of Tears