Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.