Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.