Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)