When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run