When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.