When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.