When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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because the prices were Solo

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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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