When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.