When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!