How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)