How does the Mummy plan to destroy Supe...

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."