How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.