How does the Mummy plan to destroy Supe...

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)