What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking... JK Rolling

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD