What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.