What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!