What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.