Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)