Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.