Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)