Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.