Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!