What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..