With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Voldemort
Pretty gaunt
Voldetort.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.
Hor-crocs.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
You-knew-who
He leaves a dark mark
Because of his hex appeal.
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Nobody nose.
Because no one will look for them.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
The story grows on you.
Because they were neckromancers
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Write it down.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Just run for office!
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
