Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.