Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.