Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.