Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.