Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.