Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
She became salty.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
Because we call men's studies history.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
A herrocopter
Michael Jackson
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
About 3000 miles !
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."