What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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