What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!