What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.