What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)