How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"