How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)