How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)