What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan