What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.