What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.