What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!