Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.