Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.