Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."