Where there is a fork in the road.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
The Pyscho**path**
To get to the other bride!
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
with asparagus...