Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.