Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop