Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Flat Tire Jokes More Flat Tire Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...