He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Because chicken came to his side.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
A Pi fighter
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
You put a color scale next to his face.
A baby stapled to ten trees.