Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.