Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees