Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad