Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.