Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!