Because the elephant isn't chicken !
A fried Chicken leg
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
The tusk fairy !
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
The rooster. )
