Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !