What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.